The latest in bizarre search terms, and slightly facetious answers. Whatever your motivations for visiting The Lab and Field, I hope the holiday season treats you well.
Labrador duck sightings
None, since at least ca. 1878.
birds migrate to the moon
We thought they did, but turns out they don’t. Also: early diet studies of birds clearly overestimated the contribution of cheeses.
That’s Stephen Heard’s blog you’ll be after then.
lab management is a diverse field. i am interested in learning what fields of lab work you have done or …
Googling interview questions is always prudent.
It’s passed on. This parakeet is no more! It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker.This is a late parakeet. It’s a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parakeet.
the job search never ends
post-doc never ends
It can sometimes feel that way. See also above.
You want to do what?
define lunar migration
When the moon follows the seasonal resource pulse across the celestial landscape.
i’m a science student but i am doll my solution
I first read this as “I’m a science student, but I am a doll, here is my solution”, which I sort of imagining is an advice article for mannequins into botany or quantum physics.
benefits for being a google schollar
Free spell check?
if i were a bird,i would fly to the moon.in fact
Doubtful, but keep reaching for the stars!
research seminar sucks life
They often do. But you can fix them!
nserc gives priority to women
Pretty sure you’ll find they don’t.
#917248324497 kiska no h
How did this bring you to my site?!
i have a gay colleague in the lab
how to use magic to excel in academia
As in the card game? Or as in the Harry Potter-type of wizarding? Because the answers will be rather different.
laboratory #4 answers
A, C, B, D, A, Yellow, subdermal, and hoatzin.
single bird with name
Lauren. She enjoys long flights by the beach, sunflower seeds, and migrating like nobody’s watching.
fluffy backed tit babbler